Its Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know Im just another fan
But I cant help feeling I could love this secret agent man
I cant...

Wait anymore for him to discover me
I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny, why wont you love me?
Why wont you love me?

My friends all tell me,
Girl you know its just a show
But deep within his eyes
I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign
The FBI is on my mind
Im waiting for the day
When my lucky stars align
In the form of...

David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need
David Duchovny hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and comely
David Duchovny, why wont you love me?
Why wont you love me?

So smooth and so smart
Hes abducted my heart
And Im falling apart
From the looks I receive
From those eyes I cant leave
And you can say Im naive
But he told me to believe

My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Want to put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone
Wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone
And I would say...

David Duchovny, why wont you love me?
Why wont you love me? Why wont you love me?
David Duchovny, why wont you love me?
Why wont you love me? Why wont you love me?
David Duchovny I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny I know you could love me
Im sweet and I'm cuddly-I'm gonna kill Scully!
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why wonc