I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance
flooded her head and she said,
"If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bleeding nose."

Well, look out man, 'cause here she comes, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no
I think she knows what happened at the party, ow.
No, no, no, no, no, no
And did you really sleep with that chick, man?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
And you are you going to tell her straight up, man?
No, no, no, no

I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance
flooded her head and she said,
"If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bloody nose."

This is the last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low

Well, hey, how was the party last night, honey?
No, no, no, no, no, no
Oh well, it's wasn't bad. I saw a fight, honey.
No, no, no, no, no, no
I'll bet that wasn't all you saw, now was it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
She started stutter. I couldn't quite slip it.
No, no, no, no

the last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low

I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
Oh
Then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating
Then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance
flooded her head and she said,
"If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bloody nose."

This is last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low

This is last time you will see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring 'cause I'll bet it's green
Check your cash flow 'cause I'll bet it's low
Check your sex toys. Check your Playboys.
Check all your things 'cause I'll bet there destroyed!
Cause I'm a jackass.
Well, I'm a jackass
Yeah, I'm a jackass