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Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhh


Arthur loves his wife and children

Arthur takes lunch everyday

Arthur likes it at the local

Likes his pint at end of day

CHORUS:

A-A-A-A-A-Arthur

There's a problem becking 'round the corner

A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur

She's already had one owner


Arthur talks to sexy Frida

Takes her milk there everyday

Frida's telling hungry Arthur

Of the debt she'd like to pay


But she hasn't got the money

Arthur coughs to clear the air

Asks him in and calls him "honey"

Up they toggle up the stairs


CHORUS


Arthur hates his wife and children

Makes his own lunch everyday

Likes it down at sexy Frida's

Frida takes a pint a day

CHORUS (5 times and fade).