Original theme & lyrics: Steve Harley
Originally performed by: Steve Harley

verse one:
Radiate simply, the candle is burning
so low for me
Generate me limply, can't seem to place
your name, cheri.
To rearrange all these thoughts
in a moment is suicide
Come to a strange place, we'll talk over
old times we never spied.

chorus:
Somebody called me Sebastian
Somebody called me Sebastian
Work out a rhyme, toss me the time, lay me,
you're mine
And we all know, oh yeah!

verse two:
You're not gonna run, babe,
we only just begun, babe, to compromise
Slagged in a Bowery saloon,
love's a story we'll serialise.
Pale angel face; green eye-shadow,
the glitter is out of sight
No courtesan could begin to decipher
your beam of light.

chorus:
Somebody called me Sebastian
Somebody called me Sebastian
Dance on my heart, laugh, swoop and dart,
la-di-di-da, oh ye