so welcome to the world, yeah...
all you late-comers, just step onboard
i'm happy, glad you came
so welcome home again!

sometimes i feel we must be going mad

hello peter, hello paul
saints and sinners, welcome all
tommy cannon and bobby ball
hello, hello, hello, hello

consider, if you will
this great big question, unanswered still
oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
the colour blue and the colour green?

sometimes i feel we must be going mad

little richard, little nell
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
hello, hello, hello, hello...

so welcome to the team
oh, have you worked it out yet?
yeah - the riddle, i mean
what's the answer?
it's plain to see - blue is blue and it always will be

sometimes i feel that the whole world's going mad

mork and mindy, brian hayes
barry humphries and paris grey
little neepsie, chris and do
hello, hello, hello, hello...

billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
hello, hello, hello, hello...

charlie parker, charlie brown
leslie crowther, come on down
mary wilson, di and flo
hello, hello, hello, hello...

sir bufton tufton, jean paul sartre
zippy, bungle, jeffrey archer
andre previn and the lso
hello, hello, hello, hello...

hello!







Hello (NOTE: A pretty sizeable chunk of these lyrics are the names of
----- people who I have never heard of, so I am strictly guessing at
the names. If you know the correct names, please let me know
so I can correct them here! These are guesses by pronunciation
only, and so are almost certainly wildly inaccurate!)

So welcome to the world, yeah...
All you late-comers, just step on board.
I'm happy, glad you came.
So welcome home again!

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad.

Hello peter, hello Paul,
Saints and sinners, welcome all.
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Boy...
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Consider, if you will
This great big question, unanswered still :
Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
The colour blue and the colour green?

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad.

Little Richard, Little Nell,
Willie Wonker and William Tell,
Salman Rushdie and Kim Basell,
Hello, hello, hello, hello...

So welcome to the team.
Oh, have you worked it out yet?
Yeah -- the riddle, I mean.
What's the answer?
It's plain to see -- blue is blue and it always will be.

Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad.

Mork and Mindy, Brian Hays,
Bary Humphries and Paris Grey,
Little Neitzsche, Christian Doe,
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Billy Corkhill, Vince Hillaire, Freddy Flintstone, Fred Estaire,
Desmond Tutu, Stephen Blair,
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown, Leslie Crowder, come on down.
Mary Wilson, Diane Flow,
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

(??? no idea ???), Jean-Paul Sartre, Sydney Bungle, Jeffrey Archer,
Andre Previn and the L.S.O.,
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Hello!


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