dirty ho's
(wow wow wow wow)them dirty ho's
i hate them dirty ho'S(any loca sing that one more time that sounds bad cuz)
ho's yeah(yeah yeah)
i hate the ho's(give me a lite bitch and tell that ho my name is lilpimp)

i hate them short
i hate them tall
i hate them bitches big
i hate them with hair (but i really like them with underwear)
i hate the bald
to make the long story short
i hate them all
i hate this girl
i hate that girl
i hate the skinny girl
i hate the fat ass girl
i hate the college girl the hoodie rat too
i really hate the church girl that bitch mrs.goodie goodie to shoes


ho's (i hate the ho's sing it yall)
i hate the ho's(you no i dont i really hate 2 ho,s)
ho(ugly baby yeah)
i hate the ho's(you got to understand i cant operate with no man)

i hate em shy
i hate em bald
i hate em young
i hate em old
i hate em smart
i hate em dumb
i hate the women any way they come
man i hate them when think they beautiful
i hate em whem they ugly
i hate they ignore me
aint no bitches that i dont hate
i got drunk one time and tried to beat up a dyke
hos (I hate the hos yeah)
I like the girls (Adam gave up his rib so I could take
a ugly mama back the crib)
hos (I love you baby yeah)
I hate the hos(Hey lady I'm the hungry hustler lilpimp)

I like the wrong hate
I like the right girl
I like the black girl
I like the white girl
I like the brown girl
I like the yellow girl
I like the rich girl
I like the ghetto girl
I like the nice girl
I like the mean girl
Outer space I even got a green girl
I like the city girl
I like the country girl
Don't let me get high and get the munchies girl

Girls (when I'm 99 I'm a have me a woman that's fine)
I like the girls (make love and have a heart attack
cum and go at the same time)
Girls (Afroman yeah Afroman)
I like the girls

A man I wrote this rap about Little Red Riding Hood
when I was a little kid, check it out man

I met lil red riding hood
We took a ride to my hood
And I rode her real good
Like Martin Luther King
I have a dream to make red riding hood holler and scream
I said boom bang pop pow
Grandmamma can't help ya now
When you're on all fours like a horse on her hoof
I'm Afroman the big bad woof

Girls (wow wow wow wow wow)
I like the girls (a both ya'll say yeah YEAH)
Girls (I like the girls)
I like the girls (you know why? cause I'm a locsta
locsta hundred spokesta)

Girls
They gotta be
The most precious commodity
My brain's like the ocean but nothing is swimming
Through my head except naked women
Of course I wanna have sex with you
Do I look like I'm a homosexual
All you feminists hate my guts
But girl you gonna love these nuts

Girls (yeah we gonna break it down you understand me)
I like the girls (all my g-mosobies up there in
Pimp-dale Pimp-afornia)
Girls (I'm smokin tumbleweed with all my homies from
Haddeys-herb Missi-hempie)
I like the girls (a man check out this song we used to
sing when we was little kids right)

My girl got two big lips
Taste like potato chips
My girl got two big boobs
Just like two intertubes
My ho got two big hips
Just like two battleships
My ho got real long hair
Down to her underwear
My girl gotta slender waste
Her favorite seat is on my face
I got taste
I got taste