I'll smile sometimes
You might call these rhymes
But I couldn't decide
If I hate you or not
I've come this far
Just to spread this tar
Now get in my car
You're so damn hot
A salesman clerk
You can call me a jerk
You're such a flirt
Except with me
I fell behind
Tripped while trying
Castrated while crying
It's easy to see

The way I hate you is your boyfriend
The way I hate you is your reputation
The way I hate you in this situation
The way I hate you is not at all (not at all)

There's something inside
I'll set it aside
You go and hide
And I'll protect you
From the wrongs of my world
You'll be my girl
Twisted and curled
Since I'm your tool
Now what I've said
Might go to your head
And be force-fed
Don't listen to me
I fell behind
Tripped while trying
Castrated while crying
It's easy to see

The way I hate you is your boyfriend
The way I hate you is your reputation
The way I hate you in this situation
The way I hate you is not at all (not at all)

The way I hate you is your boyfriend
The way I hate you is your reputation
The way I hate you in this situation
The way I hate you is not at all (not at all)